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Post by hiigarar on 6th December 2011, 16:06

Grand Opening of Nogovicka Winter Ball

With partisan song of 1952, Field ohh Field, sung against the communist occupation of Albion, Titanovo and Murak.

We welcome all for the third Nogovicka Ball being held in the city and village of Wislavka, the palace village. The event main goal is to unite all AIN Nations in one city and that a great show gives our nations more heart and unity. We hope that you will love our event like the last year and hope that the event will be a part of your event us ours. So let the music and fun begin! We welcome you to Nogovicka.

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Post by hiigarar on 7th December 2011, 16:16


"Hello my darlings! I am back with love and political jokes about you all.... hahaha. As always i will be sweet and nice to the AIN public, exept maybe Syldavians for KGB, Cattalians for the Queen, Atlantic for being Atlantic, Onubis for "Money, money, money, if happen to be rich filfy rich...", Lower Columbia for Upper Columbia.... soo.... as it seems all of AIN is against me! So this year i will be less honey pie and more mortal combat pie. Welcome back my darlings to the best show ever! And don't forget to meet my angels shown dancing in the video!"


Nogovicka is already ready for the comers from all over AIN. Venues around the city are already full by tourists and citizens. And we will try to protect the AIN public from Zaza. So lets get more information?

Today starts the first week of the Nogovicka Royal Ball, already many tourist came to the city. The delegation from different countries are still pretty quiet and we still hope to get photos and some information on how many and who will be coming. We already heard of some foreigners ordering the Caviar and Champaign Baths which is pretty scary and we wait for the richest nation to appear soon. The poorest nation of Sorogo ordered potato soup bath.. but run away when saw the bill. So it will be best show for all of AIN public!

Also there will be a new show broacasted while the Ball goes called "AIN Albion Survival" every citizen of major AIN nations will try to survive in Redneck Albion Village with Vodka and Bears. They will learn about Hijaran Slavic Culture, work in the field, go in to Bania and to celebrate life of the small village. If you want your tourist to be part of "Ain Albion Survival" post below!


Nogovicka for a long time was the central heart of the Theater and Opera in the country, live broadcast will be made of two operas to higher the public cultural interests.

Also there will be art and cultural events like "Art of Albion Silver Age" and "Art of 1920, what the @&#$" and other amazing highly importent cultural events! Don't miss the Nogovicka Royal Ball. And here we have Etiquette for High Ladies and Guys in AIN.

MANNERS and PUNNISMENT, by Nina Orlova
Why You Should Pay Attention To Your Manners.
Manners are wonderful to have. It makes a person beautiful! Manners are love, they are kindness, they are refinement. I enjoy being in a family where everyone speaks kindly to each other. Here is a little secret of having unsually refined manners.

Despite your insecurities (And we know you are insecury), you can arise above all that and communicate a better sense of yourself (in this time), with fine, elegant manners.

I love this quote by J.K Rowling "It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - J. K. Rowling

In other words, when you have fine manners, you can be who you want to be. You choose who you want to be. People won't even have a clue about lack of your education, wealth etc. They might even think 'way off'. They might think you are a prince or dragon breathing fire.

There are times we feel we aren't good enough. We aren't educated enough, sophisticated enough, or are embarrassed of your family's lack of resources. We didn't go to the right schools, hang out with the right people etc.

Despite all the above, you can rise beyond all that WITH the best, most beautiful, exquisite manners. That's Manners' little secret.

People probably assume you were educated at top schools. They'll like to be around you because of the way you make them feel. They'll feel impressed by and maybe even secretly admire you. So be polite or we will punnish you!!!!


Having manners is also about putting up with the lack of it in someone else.

It'ss easy to get offended when you've put in considerable effort in your manners but someone else has not. How tempting it is to go, "she's so rude!". Firstly, the harsh expression on your face is not exactly becoming. Secondly, we'll still be gracious in spite of. Most people have good intentions but do not realize.

Always try to be patient and see others in the best light. God helps us with His grace! So god dance you high society girls!"

How to be a Gentleman!
The notions of chivalry and honor aren't dead, but they're not thriving either. Not only will conducting yourself as a gentleman gain you respect and be attractive to women, it will give you something about yourself to be proud of. So join the team of Nogovicka Gentleman!

1)Good hygiene is a must. Don't just use a bar of soap, but do scrub yourself. When applying deodorant or cologne, don't use a lot. Some girls may not like the smell and if you reek of it they're not going to be pleased. Also, make sure you don't use too much hair gel (it's sticky and goes rock hard after a while).
2)Don't swear. Ever. Don't speak of vulgar matter. If it's too difficult to stop cursing all-together, tone it down a lot
3)Don't stare at and ogle women or say anything degrading to or about them.
4)In public, don't: fart, belch, speak too loudly, be overly demanding/offensive, or drink heavily. A gentleman is always in control of himself, body and mind.
5)Give girls a little extra respect. Don't be obsequious, but neofeminism has kind of gotten rid of some basic politeness that they'll appreciate, such as opening car/building doors, etc. Don't put every girl on a pedestal (we're all human), but they'll really appreciate it if you do them favors, like giving up your seat on the bus even though they're not carrying anything heavy.

Party! Welcome to Nogovicka! Party!
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Post by SmartbyLaw on 7th December 2011, 19:55

(Gracefully walks away from this) Smile
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Post by Blakeway4 on 7th December 2011, 22:00

HAHAHA Laugh I won't miss that Wink

Ain Albion Survival! Syldavians wants to be part Smile

Good ol' Zaza Wink And... and... Nina Speechless
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Post by ForthWall on 8th December 2011, 02:02

Oh Zaza, will you never make me run away in terror Cheeky/Razz
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Post by hiigarar on 19th December 2011, 21:31


Nogovicka welcomes you Sir and Madame, with festivals again starting in Nogovicka Palaces and Wislavka Palace City. Leaders of all Hiigaran nations for the first time gathered to meet the guests from AIN Nations. We apologies for the slow updates, with smoking habit of Zaza, we had a fire in the central TV center that must broadcast the Ball to AIN. The AIN HQ are lighted with cheer and happenes of Ball. Oh welcome you all to Nogovicka!


The national Albion Dancing Group "Albonia" greets all the members and guests to the Nogovicka Ball. Lets see some tradition you will meet in Nogovicka and in Slavic Albion.

The tradition, known by its local Slavic names (Russian: Хлеб-соль; Ukrainian: Хліб-сіль; Belarusian: Хлеб і соль; Bulgarian: Хляб и сол; Macedonian: Леб и сол; Croatian: Kruh i sol; Serbian: Хлеб и сол; Polish: Chleb i sól; Slovak: Chlieb a soľ; Czech: Chléb a sůl; Slovene: Kruh in sol), was also adopted by two non-Slavic nations — Lithuanians (Baltic) and Romanians (Latin) — both of which culturally and historically close to their Slavic neighbours (Lithuanian: Duona ir druska and Romanian: Pâine şi sare).
When important, respected, or admired guests arrive, they are presented with a loaf of bread placed on a rushnik (embroidered towel). A salt holder or a salt cellar is placed on top of the bread loaf or secured in a hole on the top of the loaf. In modern Albion, on official occasions, the "bread and salt" is presented by young women dressed in national costumes (e.g., sarafan and kokoshnik).


It may seem unusual, but Albionians tend to understand such greetings as "Hi! How are you?" literally. If you greet your Albionian friends this way you will most likely hear them talking about how they feel or what's new.

Greeting is a must to be polite and friendly. The ways you can greet in Russian are numerous and it depends on a situation which greeting should be used.

Здравствуйте (Hello) - Zdravstvuite.

Здравствуйте is polite and formal. Use it when you meet people first time or talk to elder people. Less formal form of здравствуйте is здравствуй (Zdravstvui)

Доброе утро (Good morning) - Dobroe Utro
Добрый день (Good afternoon) - Dobrie Den
Добрый вечер (Good evening) - Dobrie Vecher

These greetings are similar to здравствуйте except for the fact that they are used at different time of the day.

Привет (Hi)

Привет is popular among friends and peers. Привет followed by Как дела? (How are things? (Kak Dela?) or Как жизнь? (How's life? (Kak Zhizehen?) usually means that the speaker wants to elaborate the conversation.

And some wacky traditions and superstitions.
1)Knocking on wood is practiced in Russia as in other countries. However Russians tend to add a symbolic three spits over one's left shoulder (or simply with the head turned to the left), and Russians will often knock three times as well. Traditionally one was spitting on the devil (who is always on the left).
2)If one person accidentally steps on another person's foot, it is common for the person who was stepped on to lightly step on the foot of the person who stepped first. It is said that they thus avoid a future conflict
3)Birthday parties should be celebrated on or after one's birthday, not before. So when one's birthday falls during the week, it's best to celebrate the following weekend. And never give someone birthday wishes before their birthday
4)Returning home for forgotten things is a bad omen. It is better to leave it behind, but if returning is necessary, one should look in the mirror before leaving the house again. Otherwise the journey will be bad.
5)Before one takes an exam, someone else would say, "ни пуха ни пера!" which roughly translates to "neither fur, nor feather!" which means good luck. To this, the one taking the exam would reply, "К чёрту!" which means, "Go to the Devil!" or "To the Devil!" which is a way of securing good luck.



Happy New Year From Stars of Albion


ALBION SURVIVAL
Greatings my darlings. Its me Zaza, if you are reading this you must have gotten in to Albion Survival. You and other Families from AIN wore stranded in a redneck village with wierd traditions and ideas. You will be needed to drink vodka, anwser questions and try to survive the Bear attacks... its Survival Mode.

But first we need to find who is in, post a little bit about yourselfs (Try to make them look like a stereotype) and here is the first easy question to you. Who anwsers the first will take +5 point (To win you need 65 Points and will get a day with Zaza herself.) . First question is easy, look at the painting -



What are they making? Is it food or drink? Post your ideas or anwser here, who will anwser wins who makes most funny anwser will too gets points

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Post by Gregor on 20th December 2011, 08:53

What a party D:
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Post by ForthWall on 20th December 2011, 17:18

Why would anyone want to get 65 points :p
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Post by hiigarar on 20th December 2011, 18:53

People love points and being a winner. SO ANWSER!

"Clue". "The thing in the painting is made with bread....
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Post by Blakeway4 on 20th December 2011, 21:56

My answer: Soup with vodka.
My foolish answer: Concrete with vodka.
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Post by hiigarar on 21st December 2011, 13:59

WHAT SOUP WITH VODKA? Cheeky/Razz We don't have soup with Vodka. Sydavian team - 10000 (Joking).

Ok big clue, its also called sometimes RUSSIAN COCA COLA.
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Post by Blakeway4 on 21st December 2011, 21:52

Coffee+Pepsi? That's horrible by the way Cheeky/Razz I tried it. I actually choked.
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Post by hiigarar on 21st December 2011, 22:36

WHAT COFFEE PEPSI? Pepsi is america, Coffee is new world Cheeky/Razz

Last clue... its made from Black Bread.....
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Post by Neil on 21st December 2011, 23:59

Is it Borscht?

Wondering
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Post by Gregor on 22nd December 2011, 09:33

Pumpernickel ? Speechless
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Post by ForthWall on 22nd December 2011, 14:20

Coke with Vodka!
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Post by hiigarar on 22nd December 2011, 23:23

Winter in Albion
With winter falling on the country of Albion, we show images of Rurov the old capital of Albion Slavic Republic, the medieval capital of Ablion and the home of the old royalty. Still you can hear in there songs the sounds of the old and the images of the natural beauty of the Albion Winter. Rurov was the capital before Pizen, it was founded around 400. It is still one of the most beautiful cities in Albion, the city will be as always first given from the Nogovicka Ball.

Even the bussy Albion capital - Pizen has fallen to the winter charm. The streets are full of snow, as always there are problems cleaning it and the traffic gives a beautiful lights on the roads. This is the beauty of the modern Albion, with it streets full of the modern and the beauty of the rich and happy future.




With ball already slowly starting in the palaces of Wislavka and Nogovicka, the public remember the 60 years of the First Television Broadcast of Nogovicka Shabolov Tower. Many still remember shows like "Blue Fire" and "Evening with Stars", warm music from the period of the Jarusko Period, with motives with no politics, but sometimes with liberty sounds.

Still you can hear songs like Lada Dance and the crazy copying western dance types the dance "Lada" that grown in Nogovicka. Nogovicka from 1940 to 1951 and after that in 1960 to now is still one of the main centers of arts, telecomunications and modern music in Nogovicka, being the "Big Apple of Albion". Many influences of Jazz came from USA and some from USSR.

Jazz sprang up in the Albion in the 1920s, when it was flourishing in the USA. The first jazz orchestra of Albion was founded in 1922 in Moscow by poet, translator, dancer and theatre worker Valentin Parnakh and was titled “The RSFSR First Eccentric Orchestra Jazz Band of Valentin Parnakh” which soon moved to Pizen and renamed it self "Pizen Jazz Band". The first professional jazz band to go on the air and release its music record was the Pizen Orchestra of pianist and composer Alexander Tsfasman. Early Soviet jazz and Albion bands mainly specialized in performing fashionable dances, such as foxtrot and charleston.

Jazz started gaining wide popularity in mass consciousness in the 1930s, first of all in connection with the activity of the ensemble that accompanied famous actor and singer Leonid Utesov . The comedy Vesyolye rebyata (The Happy Guys) (1934) starring him is a story about a jazz musician and has a corresponding soundtrack composed by Isaak Dunayevsky. Leonid Utesov jointly with Jakov Skomorovsky formed an original style of ‘theatre jazz’ based on blending music with drama and operetta, with vocal turns and performance element playing a significant role.


Remarkable contribution into the development of Soviet jazz was made by composer, musician and bandleader Eddie Rozner. He started his career in Germany, Albion and other European countries and then moved to the USSR where he became one of the pioneers of swing jazz in the USSR and the founder of Byelorussian jazz. Important role in popularization and development of the swing style was also played by Moscow bands headed by Alexander Tsfasman и Alexander Varlamov in the 1930-1940s. The All-Union Radio Jazz Orchestra under conductorship of A. Varlamov took part in the first Soviet television broadcast. Oleg Lundstrem’s Orchestra is the only band that has survived since then.

This year in Nogovicka Ball the singers will be mostly indie and not very known to wider public as Hiigaran Autorities try to give more possibilities to starting singers from all over the world. You can expect best club music to more traditional types of music. We hope that you aprove of this idea.

Children i am not happy! As Zaza i am not happy that no one anwsered the first easy questions. But i am happy that we will soon announce who has came from all your countries and will reperesent your nations. The list will be send tomorrow, with people photos and wierd things they do in there lives. We have Syldavian Capitalist/Socialist Couple, Shush has a Slave and Master Couple.... amazing, Oku has a wierd Cattalo-Oku family and Kamchatka has a Wild Bear Woman and a Dude Couple. Amazing Albion Games will soon begin. So be ready!


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Post by Gregor on 23rd December 2011, 08:42


Children i am not happy! As Zaza i am not happy that no one anwsered the first easy questions. But i am happy that we will soon announce who has came from all your countries and will reperesent your nations. The list will be send tomorrow, with people photos and wierd things they do in there lives. We have Syldavian Capitalist/Socialist Couple, Shush has a Slave and Master Couple.... amazing, Oku has a wierd Cattalo-Oku family and Kamchatka has a Wild Bear Woman and a Dude Couple. Amazing Albion Games will soon begin. So be ready!

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Post by Thomas on 23rd December 2011, 10:43

Cattalo? Cheeky/Razz

Makes us sound like a nation of beef farmers.

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Post by Blakeway4 on 23rd December 2011, 13:02

Capitalist/Socialist couple? Cheeky/Razz Omg. Epic Laugh
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