The Hypertrophy Chronicle 4/23/10

Oh I should've broadcasted this part first and then the newspaper.

ow ow owwwwww!! that empress sure is sexy

and uma thurman??? I'm lovin' hyperthrophy already!

Lovin' the newspaper! I think I'm gonna subscribe to it!

Pete, i just realize my mistake I meant to post Dr. Uman. (nodding head) Why was I thinking about Uma Thurman. Oh yeah, I just saw that film Kill Bill Vol 1. That's why. LMAO



Here is the picture of what I meant to post. LMAO. My bad. Don't act like you never f'd up on your job.

Now I need to prepare a transcript of Empress Elina addressing the parliament tomorrow.

Ah. The good ol Ray (anarchy0029). Nice news.

haha i love the news Ray!

great news! Nice to see the empress helping out at shelters and soup kitchens during the holidays

Awesome newspaper! It's always a pleasure reading it.

In addition, Empress Elina will give a brief press speech about the future plans of New Year's Eve Celebration in Hypertrophy.

Latest Update: One of the Terrorist is from Counterdome, Hypertrophy. His name will be released to the Chronicle and Sempiternal One News. He was known as the financer for the terrorists. He is right now taken into custody by the Royal Police.

Good job, you've got him.

A news article will be available tonight. Empress Elina is talking with sitting leader Alana of Kushan-Stronghold Empire.

Great job, and thanks again for the loan.

Great newspaper!

All right! Gangland! I love that show, AND this new episode premieres on my birthday!

Liberater444 wrote:All right! Gangland! I love that show, AND this new episode premieres on my birthday!

Funny to say. I like the show, but I don't glorify it. However, I find it interesting. Tomorrow they will premiere "Kings of New York" the Latin Kings. Strangely, I grew up around them, but I never got involve. I never believed in being a part of a clique to show you're somebody. But I have gone to school with gang members of both the Latin Kings, Crip n' Bloods in NYC. However the gangs in NYC are brutal, but somewhat more civil compared to the gangs I've witnessed in SLC, and I don't want any involvement with them either.

However, the City of Hypertrophy has a total of 300 gangs in the city. And The Lordz are the largest throughout the country. More than 30,000 strong, they are a multi-cultural street gang, and they rival against the MS-13 and Mexican Mafia who have tried to dominate the prisons and the streets of Hypertrophy. Street gangs is a common growing pain in every city around the world and yes the AIN. (Even in Arcacia and Aleksania as perfect they may portray the country, it's a common growing pain in any major city.)

Awful news, the Holidian first minister Peter Robinson sends his deepest sympathies to Empress Elina

Rep. of Roanoke sends their deepest condolences to the Kingdom of Hypertrophy.

The Empress of Hypertrophy accepts the condolences.