7 Word Story

The story so far: wrote:Once upon a time, Cinderella went to high school, but, along the way, she walked into a big brown dog crap and left her glass slippers there. Prince Charming found the slipper, and planned to eat it while drinking a cold beer and he said, “Bears beat Battlestar Galactica!” Afterwards, he tried to eat his shoulder which tasted like fresh, wet soil that came from the middle of the Pacific Ocean and was really 20,000 year old shit!!!!!!! But in reality, he was only 12 years below the legal drinking age in the City of Gotham, where Batman tore his pants while drinking with the Diplomat of Disaster.

Back to Prince Charming, he asked, “How much is the doggy at the place with all the nuclear weapons and how much are they combined sold for?” He replied, “How much is Aleksania worth?”

“Five hundred and ninety two million rupiahs”

“So Aleksania is worth sixty thousand dollars?”

“More or less. So deal or no deal: what a stupid television reality game!” But wait! Aleksania is plotting to destroy warehouses full of manufactured aliens for Tyler! Little did they know that Jumaane is going to be invaded by green aliens because the aliens wanted their Black Angus Cows! They would take the cows and then feed them the sick killed cows that were killed by the mutated STS, then the contamination began all over the World, when Little Bo Peep lost her sheep down the river, but she continued to fish for weasels and knit sweaters in her uncle's house, which was near Little Red Riding Hood's Grandma house. Suddenly, Aleksania shot nukes at her Grandma's house, but where is the wolf? Oh no, he has become a vegetarian because he found out the animals died from the nuclear fallout which happened after Aleksania dropped the Fart Gun onto the Minions, causing nothing to happen. Emgmod is super awesome. No, you are not a dude, don't lie because he wears big socks, that are not cool, he's still a Hawaiian! Yet only on a rainy day he saw a spider, which sat down beside the totem pole, looking for the last remaining dodo, but has come to realize he is still awesome. Aran goes ahead and in front of me, he realizes that everybody shouldn't be so cocky about mentioning nursery rhymes in this game. Bonnie decided to become a member of the club "Wings", she needs to sing Turn Around and Don't Come Back by the band which I do not know even exists because I am someone who loves more killing, bullying, and great TLC.

So, does a weasel have that I can't; is it a mate? I might even find something that I really don't understand if this story makes sense anymore. Therefore we should start a new story about AIN the Movie Version 2.0 that will star the winner of the Pageant, Miss SimUniverse, Thomas, Stanislav, JJ, Julien, and Huston. They got into a bar to drink and do other stuff they would on Valentines'. Thomas then runs away after seeing Stanislav is drinking a coke that was mine, while eating the head of a voodoo doll that was bitten by a rabid squirrel that Rupert ate, and then gave to him, so then Stan becomes a Mad Stan, and Mad Stan is going to see movies, a movie called "Unstoppable" remixed to show how to go bite people’s heads off. “Ahhhh,” one shouted, “Get off my head! Ahhhh!” He swallowed the head in one gulp, and went to the hospital, but Mad Stan is now normal again, and now craves Coke and voodoo dolls and says hi to Thomas while there's time. But Thomas doesn’t respond and Rupert kicked himself in the face, so he made Stan do it too, and then they have meals in the local restaurant enjoying wheat pasta in a hearty sauce. After that he left to go to take shower at the local public fountain but cockroaches poured from the shower nozzle; he gave a girlish scream, and shaved the antennae off the cockroaches and then and dumped the remainder of the cockroaches into the trash can, but they just can't seem to fit it all in, so they sprouted claws and mauled him, cutting his limbs and legs off and just then, policemen walked by and said, "DAMN, KILLER COCKROACHES!!!" and then ran off to the bar & have a drink of