7 Word Story

The story so far:

Once upon a time, Cinderella went to high school, but, along the way, she walked into a big brown dog crap and left her glass slippers there. Prince Charming found the slipper, and planned to eat it while drinking a cold beer and he said, “Bears beat Battlestar Galactica!” Afterwards, he tried to eat his shoulder which tasted like fresh, wet soil that came from the middle of the Pacific Ocean and was really 20,000 year old shit!!!!!!! But in reality, he was only 12 years below the legal drinking age in the City of Gotham, where Batman tore his pants while drinking with the Diplomat of Disaster.

Back to Prince Charming, he asked, “How much is the doggy at the place with all the nuclear weapons and how much are they combined sold for?” He replied, “How much is Aleksania worth?”

“Five hundred and ninety two million rupiahs”

“So Aleksania is worth sixty thousand dollars?”

“More or less. So deal or no deal: what a stupid television reality game!” But wait! Aleksania is plotting to destroy warehouses full of manufactured aliens for Tyler! Little did they know that Jumaane is going to be invaded by green aliens because the aliens wanted their Black Angus Cows! They would take the cows and then feed them the sick killed cows that were killed by the mutated STS, then the contamination began all over the World, when Little Bo Peep lost her sheep down the river, but she continued to fish for weasels and knit sweaters in her uncle's house, which was near Little Red Riding Hood's Grandma house. Suddenly, Aleksania shot nukes at her Grandma's house, but where is the wolf? Oh no, he has become a vegetarian because he found out the animals died from the nuclear fallout which happened after Aleksania dropped the Fart Gun onto the Minions, causing nothing to happen. Emgmod is super awesome. No, you are not a dude, don't lie because he wears big socks, that are not cool, he's still a Hawaiian! Yet only on a rainy day he saw a spider, which sat down beside the totem pole, looking for the last remaining dodo, but has come to realize he is still awesome. Aran goes ahead and in front of me, he realizes that everybody shouldn't be so cocky about mentioning nursery rhymes in this game. Bonnie decided to become a member of the club "Wings", she needs to sing Turn Around and Don't Come Back by the band which I do not know even exists because I am someone who loves more killing, bullying, and great TLC.

So, does a weasel have that I can't; is it a mate? I might even find something that I really don't understand if this story makes sense anymore. Therefore we should start a new story about AIN the Movie Version 2.0 that will star the winner of the Pageant, Miss SimUniverse, Thomas, Stanislav, JJ, Julien, and Huston. They got into a bar to drink and do other stuff they would on Valentines'. Thomas then runs away after seeing Stanislav is drinking a coke that was mine, while eating the head of a voodoo doll that was bitten by a rabid squirrel that Rupert ate, and then gave to him, so then Stan becomes a Mad Stan, and Mad Stan is going to see movies, a movie called "Unstoppable" remixed to show how to go bite people’s heads off. “Ahhhh,” one shouted, “Get off my head! Ahhhh!” He swallowed the head in one gulp, and went to the hospital, but Mad Stan is now normal again, and now craves Coke and voodoo dolls and says hi to Thomas while there's time. But Thomas doesn’t respond and Rupert kicked himself in the face, so he made Stan do it too, and then they have meals in the local restaurant enjoying wheat pasta in a hearty sauce. After that he left to go to take shower at the local public fountain but cockroaches poured from the shower nozzle; he gave a girlish scream, and shaved the antennae off the cockroaches and then and dumped the remainder of the cockroaches into the trash can, but they just can't seem to fit it all in, so they sprouted claws and mauled him, cutting his limbs and legs off and just then, policemen walked by and said, "DAMN, KILLER COCKROACHES!!!" and then ran off to the bar & have a drink of martinis, stirred, not shaken.

Just then, Bond, James Bond, who came back from Shanghai, came in & said, "Whaddaya doing here, Theresa?” He then went to the local police station to get an arrest warrant for Thomas. He said he was helping Rupert to contact his close friend in Huston. Therefore, M gave Bond $30,000 to arrest the Red Haired Pirates that carries the King Pirate, who was really a hilarious costumed frogprince. Then Bond realized it's not the Pirate King, but killer cockroaches disguised as frogprince. Therefore, let him run away and chase pirate Johnny Depp, who stars in the new movie, Pirates of the Pacific Ocean, which features Colonial Singapore, but something went horribly wrong. The Killer Cockroaches died from eating toxic apples that came from Japan, but the roaches revived, mutated, and grew bigger & blew fire, torching Tokyo & killing Godzilla, and then they turned to London, where the Brits were no match for them, so the cockroaches broke into Buckingham Palace & captured Thomas & the Queen, who were dancing. They then made them play scrabble, for there lives. Just then, Bond broke in & shot the cockroaches & threw out the scrabble game, so Thomas and the Queen continued dancing until the Seconds from Disaster crew started filming them, causing them both to faint.

Then Bond was walking casually when he suddenly shot someone, & rejoiced when he found he'd shot Dr. No, and then shot emperordaniel for using that name, and arrested Thomas for dancing with Elizabeth from Scotland, living in a small cottage in Matinenda. Then Bond searched for the pirates again, taking him to Karasem, where he saw 25 beautiful parrots. He purchased them right away then sold them, at much higher prices, costing millions of Indian rupiahs in Mumbai. But the parrots were no idiots though, and they lead Bond into a waterspout, which sucked him up & killed him, then Superman came to his rescue, but kryptonite weakened him, leaving them both inside it, and it teleported them to Planet of the Apes, ...& when they got there, they didn't know that Bond was being thrown to Skypiea on Earth, landing on Angel beach. When he woke, the trailer ended with this: “Coming Soon!”

Since that whole thing was a ruse, Bond left Buckingham, where crowds gathered around & everyone wanted to see what was happening, because the killer roaches were immortal except against Godzilla, who was revived & came to Washington, where he trampled the White House but when he peered inside, Obama wasn't in the bathtub. He searched, & found him, & brought him to his secret underworld hideout…