7 Word Story

Once upon a time, Cinderella went to high school, but, along the way, she walked into a big brown dog crap and left her glass slippers there. Prince Charming found the slipper, and planned to eat it while drinking a cold beer and he said, “Bears beat Battlestar Galactica!” Afterwards, he tried to eat his shoulder which tasted like fresh, wet soil that came from the middle of the Pacific Ocean and was really 20,000 year old shit!!!!!!! But in reality, he was only 12 years below the legal drinking age in the City of Gotham, where Batman tore his pants while drinking with the Diplomat of Disaster.

Back to Prince Charming, he asked, “How much is the doggy at the place with all the nuclear weapons and how much are they combined sold for?” He replied, “How much is Aleksania worth?”

“Five hundred and ninety two million rupiahs”

“So Aleksania is worth sixty thousand dollars?”

“More or less. So deal or no deal: what a stupid television reality game!” But wait! Aleksania is plotting to destroy warehouses full of manufactured aliens for Tyler! Little did they know that Jumaane is going to be invaded by green aliens because the aliens wanted their Black Angus Cows! They would take the cows and then feed them the sick killed cows that were killed by the mutated STS, then the contamination began all over the World, when Little Bo Peep lost her sheep down the river, but she continued to fish for weasels and knit sweaters in her uncle's house, which was near Little Red Riding Hood's Grandma house. Suddenly, Aleksania shot nukes at her Grandma's house, but where is the wolf? Oh no, he has become a vegetarian because he found out the animals died from the nuclear fallout which happened after Aleksania dropped the Fart Gun onto the Minions, causing nothing to happen. Emgmod is super awesome. No, you are not a dude, don't lie because he wears big socks, that are not cool, he's still a Hawaiian! Yet only on a rainy day he saw a spider, which sat down beside the totem pole, looking for the last remaining dodo, but has come to realize he is still awesome. Aran goes ahead and in front of me, he realizes that everybody shouldn't be so cocky about mentioning nursery rhymes in this game. Bonnie decided to become a member of the club "Wings", she needs to sing Turn Around and Don't Come Back by the band which I do not know even exists because I am someone who loves more killing, bullying, and great TLC.

So, does a weasel have that I can't; is it a mate? I might even find something that I really don't understand if this story makes sense anymore. Therefore we should start a new story about AIN the Movie Version 2.0 that will star the winner of the Pageant, Miss SimUniverse, Thomas, Stanislav, JJ, Julien, and Huston. They got into a bar to drink and do other stuff they would on Valentines'. Thomas then runs away after seeing Stanislav is drinking a coke that was mine, while eating the head of a voodoo doll that was bitten by a rabid squirrel that Rupert ate, and then gave to him, so then Stan becomes a Mad Stan, and Mad Stan is going to see movies, a movie called "Unstoppable" remixed to show how to go bite people’s heads off. “Ahhhh,” one shouted, “Get off my head! Ahhhh!” He swallowed the head in one gulp, and went to the hospital, but Mad Stan is now normal again, and now craves Coke and voodoo dolls and says hi to Thomas while there's time. But Thomas doesn’t respond and Rupert kicked himself in the face, so he made Stan do it too, and then they have meals in the local restaurant enjoying wheat pasta in a hearty sauce. After that he left to go to take shower at the local public fountain but cockroaches poured from the shower nozzle; he gave a girlish scream, and shaved the antennae off the cockroaches and then and dumped the remainder of the cockroaches into the trash can, but they just can't seem to fit it all in, so they sprouted claws and mauled him, cutting his limbs and legs off and just then, policemen walked by and said, "DAMN, KILLER COCKROACHES!!!" and then ran off to the bar & have a drink of martinis, stirred, not shaken.

Just then, Bond, James Bond, who came back from Shanghai, came in & said, "Whaddaya doing here, Theresa?” He then went to the local police station to get an arrest warrant for Thomas. He said he was helping Rupert to contact his close friend in Huston. Therefore, M gave Bond $30,000 to arrest the Red Haired Pirates that carries the King Pirate, who was really a hilarious costumed frogprince. Then Bond realized it's not the Pirate King, but killer cockroaches disguised as frogprince. Therefore, let him run away and chase pirate Johnny Depp, who stars in the new movie, Pirates of the Pacific Ocean, which features Colonial Singapore, but something went horribly wrong. The Killer Cockroaches died from eating toxic apples that came from Japan, but the roaches revived, mutated, and grew bigger & blew fire, torching Tokyo & killing Godzilla, and then they turned to London, where the Brits were no match for them, so the cockroaches broke into Buckingham Palace & captured Thomas & the Queen, who were dancing. They then made them play Scrabble for their lives. Just then, Bond broke in & shot the cockroaches & threw out the scrabble game, so Thomas and the Queen continued dancing until the Seconds from Disaster crew started filming them, causing them both to faint.

Then Bond was walking casually when he suddenly shot someone, & rejoiced when he found he'd shot Dr. No, and then shot emperordaniel for using that name, and arrested Thomas for dancing with Elizabeth from Scotland, living in a small cottage in Matinenda. Then Bond searched for the pirates again, taking him to Karasem, where he saw 25 beautiful parrots. He purchased them right away then sold them, at much higher prices, costing millions of Indian rupiahs in Mumbai. But the parrots were no idiots though, and they led Bond into a waterspout, which sucked him up & killed him, then Superman came to his rescue, but kryptonite weakened him, leaving them both inside it, and it teleported them to the Planet of the Apes, & when they got there, they didn't know that Bond was being thrown to Skypiea on Earth, landing on Angel beach. When he woke, the trailer ended with this: “Coming Soon!”

Since that whole thing was a ruse, Bond left Buckingham, where crowds gathered around & everyone wanted to see what was happening, because the killer roaches were immortal except against Godzilla, who was revived & came to Washington, where he trampled the White House but when he peered inside, Obama wasn't in the bathtub. He searched, & found him, & brought him to his secret underworld hideout, where Mickey Mouse killed Godzilla, & introduced Obama to the Devil. The Devil offered him an opportunity to join the Illuminati & conquer the world. Obama was interested, but because he's black, the killeroaches loved him, & defended him from the evil forces of Nate and Tyler, who were out to kill him & take over the US presidential position. So, the FBI then hired James Bond to search for Nate and Tyler who were making out like a bandit with Obama's money.

The fantastic super agent Blakeway later left Montreal to defeat Bond & help the two bandits steal documents, but he was in fact on the trail of the leaders, Nate & Tyler. But Thomas the Great was not happy because Bond had jailed him for dancing after he had successfully murdered Nate Saathoff, who was peeing in Tyler's sink. His pee than contaminated America's water supply, but Obama asked the killeroaches to clean up the pee and they decided to dump the waste down Tyler’s throat. He then collapsed from an influx of Cuban crystal meth which from that he fell in love with an Irish girl. He left Nate's body, & moved to the city of Boston where he was beat up by a gang of Beliebers who were watching "Never Say Never” at 11:00 PM. Then the killer-roaches confused Tyler for Yam Ah Mee, Singapore's elections returning officer, who met Dodge Sullivan as Minister of Psychopathology and afterwards decided to open up a mental hospital which the roaches brought Tyler to, to get tested for ADHD.

Turns out Tyler has every possible mental problem, so back to Bond's new movie in Skypiea, which was canceled for lack of funds, causing the director to get fired and replaced with the fantastic super agent Blakeway, but his sidekick accidentally damaged the studio's lightening system so he was electrically shocked to death. Dr. Ox, assistant of Dr. Trophy, examined the body and got shocked as well. They summoned Dr. Trophy, who had died of cancer after he ate the same toxic Japanese apples the killer-cockroaches ate, causing something totally unrelated to occur, like Agent Blakeway helping Obama to escape from Buggy the Clown pirates who always execute Godzillas. Bond then met Super Agent Blakeway, who turned out to be Bell Nuntita in the Liberty City coast but Forelli and the Leones familly came there and killed Roman Bellic, but then came along Luis with Nico Bellic to revenge Dimitri Rascalov, who had killed Mike, Octavius, and Mrs. Ladybug. So Nico, Bond, and Louis went to kill Rascalov. After they did, they met Lord Secolo of Cattala, who was angry because Bond had previously ran away with 15 kilos of potatos that he smuggled in a Lada Granta, which the monkey of the Hangover part II needed. That was the reason why Lord Secolo began to confuse himself over stuff people hate because they do not taste good.

After that, Bond decided to gather money to use to feed the homeless in Hepburn Heights, Liberty City. He then moved to the Vatican City where he meets a swordman-chef, who punches his face, then drags him to the Cathedral, where the pope knocks the bad guys down. When Bond regained consciousness, he insulted the guy and vowed to become a monk, so he ran away, and crashed into a restaurant and afterwards beseeched the Holy Father for anything for him.

Bond was later seen riding a Richie bike in Loguetown after leaving the pope, who had just been eating. Bond seemed killed by someone who intended to kill the pope, but missed and wounded the Prime-Minister of Llithustania, who turned around, & came face-to-face with the greatest swordsman, who slashed his ship, which then sank, drowning Obama's dog Bo near the seafood restaurant “Baratie” which had been taken over by the daughter of the Pope. It was pretty bad when she was killed by Don Krieg with knives, because Bond was jealous that Don was known as King of East Blue. Bond then disposed of the Pope's daughter's body and sprinkled it with crushed onions. Then an evil alien came by, and when Krieg pirates killed them with MH5 poisonous gas, Bond became unconscious, allowing the alien to bring him to Skypiea and abandon him. But the alien's sidekick, Buzz Lightyear, liberated the moon creature from the wrath of Enel and brought Bond to Darth Vader, who had been defeated by Admiral Kizaru with a light kick, but Vader killed Kizaru with Force Lightning, but Vader missed and killed Buzz instead.

Vader stared at Buzz while Kizaru said "I am your father." And a bomb was headed for Luke, but Peter defused the bomb and threw the bomb at Jar Jar, who was subsequently blown up into very tiny pieces and Woody said “Obi-Wan, I want to be your padawan.” But then a wormhole opened and a Star Destroyer, carrying Thomas as prisoner, emerged into the area, all of its weapons aiming at the coup leaders on Geonosis and blew them all up, but then the Death Star attacked the Star Destroyer, the ensuing explosion created the planet Earth 2, when suddenly, the killer-roaches decided to eat the train, and when they finished eating, they again captured Thomas & Elizabeth, who were STILL talking with Kizaru about Ray who steals ships, so the killerroaches made them play scrabble [while] Kizaru and bond work together to find them. They realized that Killerroaches were making fun of them because they had small brains. Then Woody, Obi-Wan, and Peter arrived at Sabaody when Kizaru fight with Ray.

Cinderella then popped out of nowhere & decided to make a portable toilet in the afternoon, after school. On the way to the royal pumpkin party of the holy diamond, the Archer jumped from his vantage and landed in on some pigs, which were wearing a pair of socks, and had a epiphany in which he realised that the pigs were enchanted humans, who decided to cast a spell which caused the earth to shake. Suddenly, a volcano erupted water, which strangely enough caused a giant squid to perform acrobatic tricks outside. Then people from all around came along to see it in Amazon Lily. Kizaru was discovered by Squid, who killed him by strangling him mercilessly, suffering a terrible shock. then he get up and [took] revenge on Obama by using his 10 arms to which collapsed under the combined weight of Pacifitas who hunt men who're worth US$500,000.

Then everyone started to scream because a giant army of killer-roaches emerged from the beehive, they missed a turn and then scurried into the Empire State Building's ruins. Meanwhile, Bond in Amazon Lily help Kujas go through the Hudson & climb a boat. Unfortunately, Leones Family tried to shoot Bond which made [him] jump off the barge, with the Leone shooting the boat so it sank. Then the Squid & Killerroaches conspired to brutally massacre the New Yorkers & take over the state of Hawaii, turning it into the Killerroaches holiday state, then stomp on L.A.. After carrying out their evil plan, they [decided] to eat fancy & dine on the French people they had killed on vacation in China's people's republic in Shanghai City where giant mushrooms had replaced skyscrapers. Then killer-roaches decided to take over the world, starting in Johannesburg, South Africa. They captured Putin, who thought he was still in Moscow, when suddenly, the Squidfather appeared & demanded Putin give Aokiji some bed so he can sleep.

Putin refused, & karate-kicked the Squidfather & the entire replica of the Kremlin was obliterated. Putin then started to try to rebuild the fake building, then stopped when he realized that the building was fake. Killerroaches started rampaging again, eating Julien in Canada and tearing up the CN Tower, destroying half of Toronto, and insulting fat people who were eating at McDonald's. Killerroaches then decided to destroy McDonald's, which made the fat people squeal with terror. The Killerroaches then eat the fat people, then spit out Julien 'cause there was no more room left in its stomach to digest the fat people's indigestible hamburgers.

After Julien ran to Montréal, Killeroaches went to New Zealand & captured Huston's friends, subsequently destroying every city, all the way from Auckland to Invercargill. They then crowned Huston King of Killerroaches, then refused to & then darted away from Huston, taking all his possessions with them. The Killeroaches then went Sochi, to rob Medvedev, who was in his summer mansion. He sat innocently on his chair, not realizing that a large-clawed killerroach was stealing and plotting to assasinate him, by pinching his rear when he sat down. Unfortunately, it didn't work & they ran quickly to jump onto the roof, but it also failed & the entire roof collapsed on top of Medvedev's head, knocking him unconscious. He woke up later, finding that his nuclear football, which he always kept in his maid's cabinet, had been stolen by the fire-breathing, poison-immune, 15-story-tall & almost invincible Killeroaches which have taken nearly $10,000,000,000,000 worth of stuff from all over the planet, from Toronto to Auckland.

Meanwhile in Johannesburg, the Squidfather was gloating over how Rayleigh was saved from the Sea kings. Because of that, Killerroaches captured Bond, & then some fisherman from Arlong Pirates fought the Killerroaches, but the Killerroaches brutally murdered the fisherman. Then Arlong, the leader, confronted the Killerroaches with Kiribachi, But the Killerroaches killed Kiribachi, & then, after a long, brutal battle, Arlong successfully threw the Killerroaches. However, it was not a real killerroach he threw, but just an impostor. Then the Caribou allies with the real Killerroaches, and together, they teleport the main characters, plus Bond, to fight Arlong. They fight and Bond slices up Arlong & feeds the Killerroaches.

Then Zoro appears and fights Shu with 3 swords, But then a volcano melts them both. They resurrect, & Zoro then fought with only 2 swords. But the fight was the Killerroaches dreaming about how to defeat Arlong. So he went to Huston and made him King of Killerroaches, but soon Arlong confronted him and killed him. But Huston had a backup, & the Hustoclone, that was actually a sex robot made to entice Killerroaches with delicious donuts produced smoldering hot lava from her ears that gave the Killerroaches fiery deaths. They revived and mutated into mermen, and then took over Cocoyashi village. But then Killerroaches killed the Merman & flew a ship into Grand Line. Captain Fullbody lost his head, which was preserved in Don Krieg's main ship. He has taken over Baratie, when he saw a walking head heading to the leader of Baratie, Zeff. Duvall went crazy & jumped off a cliff.

Hustoclone then battled with the Rosylife Riders, Duvall's gang. Hustoclone enticed them with his delicious donuts, which were actually filled with hydrochloric acid, causing the Riders to hallucinate. Killerroaches danced and then hallucinated just like the Riders, & got high on donut juice chemically altered from Oil of Onimay sourced from Queensferry, by order of BuggUla. He then sent some idiots over to help someone by feeding them Uncle John's Famous Seven Layer Pie! It is later revealed that Schulmania is there. Later Bond chased Pegorino in a pink Feltzer that used to belong to a member of the Faustin family. Suddenly, Dimitri Rascalov started to shoot a barn & raid Alderney City. He later betrayed Pegorino.

Meanwhile, the Supreme Wirdle had scratched the [expletive deleted] of those nasty, evil buggs who had the gall to invade Schulmania. The evil Buggs later raided Waterbridge City and attempted to capture Admiral Hestorb, using devil-fruit power that can make them can control steel. However, Admiral Hestorb was rolling in catnip, which had adverse effects. Meanwhile, in Cattala, Lord Secolo was organizing his shelves, which were later bombed by some angry birds, who were taking revenge on green pigs, who were absolutely crazy about pink frogs. Suddenly, 3 soldiers, from the Atlantic Federation got all drunk & began to scream & yell because of the attack from Fleet-Admiral Sengoku to commemorate this game's 500th post, when Blackbeard tried to sink Marineford at Sengoku Stop, Hestorb arrived & killed Blackbeard with the claws-o'-doom. Sengoku then calls Kizaru and summoned Seven-Warlords to fight Hestorb, but they didn't know that Hestorb has leave these admirals. Bond then took Hestorb to the vet, but Kizaru blocked Hestorb and kicked her away.

Lord Secolo stood there, just as Thomas jumped onto Hestorb's ship & petted her. She was then caught by Captain Hina, using a cage. She escaped, & let out a mighty meow, and the CP9 assasin, Lucci a Leopard, was scratched to death by Admiral Hestorb while Admiral Kizaru went to Waterbridge with Bond. Bond met Forsma, who wanted to take Kizaru's phone. He gave it to him and went to eat sushi, but Hestorb loves sushi, so Kizaru invited her into a sushi shop. Hestorb ate all the sushi in the city and died. Later, just as helicopters arrived to take the body, she revived, just as the helicopters began to fire at her. She dodged the bullets & lunged at them. Then someone named Crocodile arrived and wiped the hard drive of Billy's computer, whereupon he launched sables attached to the Navy. The sables were killed, and their fur was dumped in the sea. Meanwhille, Bond fell in love with Anita Bonita, from Amazon Lily.

He then went to cross the United States by taking a big monorail, but it was rigged to explode by Faustin-Family gang. Meanwhile, Admiral Sakazuki was turned into stone by Jadis, Queen (of Narnia.) Emperor Ivankov from the Kamabakka kingdom, then launched Hell-Wink, but was stopped by Forsma, who had just bought a brand-new car. Meanwhile, Kizaru was burned to death by a dragon, but because of his devil-fruit-power, he revived and then became the Queen of England. Elizabeth II plotted revenge with Thomas for the tyrant in Waterbridge. They teamed up with nobody, & turned into Ninja Queen & Ninja Thomas.

Far away, Admiral-Kizaru seemed to be planning something secret. His secret was destroyed by Dr. Evil, So he killed him with a laser. Captain Fullbody was still missing his head, & the birds attacked a reindeer in South Blue. Bond in Enies' Lobby was defeated by Ninja Thomas, who hurled rocks, while a buster-call attack destroyed nothing! After this, Fullbody's head ran around Enies' Lobby. Then Hestorb found it and sent hordes of cats after the head. Bond meanwhile in Liberty City found Dr. Evil, but he escaped. He then tripped over a small green pig & crashed into an angry taxi driver. Then that driver smashed Bond's car, but the green pig repaired it. Unfortunately, some angry birds flew into it and smashed it to a pulp, making the windshield broken. He then called the mechanic, who refused to fix something he couldn't. So Bond then went to a glass shop, & the owner punched him & stole his wallet.

Bond woke up with police officer Francis McReary, who was dead, killed by a Killerroach. They called Derrick, Francis's brother for funeral. Bond cried, while the Killerroaches tore Derrick's shirt apart. Kizaru then called a naval fleet for backup, but it was sunk in a typhoon. So Bond just escaped and found Ninja Kittehs, who dissapeared, while Green Pigs & Killerroaches danced on Adonia's largest sea, approaching mainland. They found some fisherman destroying local village. Killeroaches joined the Queenferry Army to fight cats, and fishermen killed the cats. but the walking head revived the cats and ran to the muggy castle. In his way, he met a bunch of baboon heads, who chased the head away, screaming.

Later, Bond came to the castle to meet the Swordsman. The Swordsman killed the baboon-heads, yelling "Fight this black sword, then a baboon out!" Bond fought the black sword, killing it, and the other baboon fought them with Oil of Onimay. (It's BuggUla approved!) The Bunny on EmperorDaniel's signature then began dominating the world, as everyone looked on in its deceivingly cute eyes! The Bunneh...