The Norn Iron Fred

by **Neil** 9th April 2010, 16:57

Ok I don't know what I was smoking when I came up with this: Whoever can translate the following passage of Ulster-English (otherwise known as Northern Irish) the closest to what I actually mean will win, the winner will receive a 5 day - all inclusive stay at a Holidian hotel of your choice...

the only clue I'm giving is about my weekend

Bout ye wee muckers, any craic? The bant is all beezer with ma atda moment. Am just dandering to the ulsterblue down to chink chinks to meet ma wee besties from a couple years, it should be quite good bant but all the wee steaks and culchies in town melt my head like. Well am ascared of being late, so I better stop faffin bout on bakebook, clean my gudds and ranof. So later on ill be heading up to a wee culchie geddagother, they should be a few munters like, so chink chinks then tha offie for my ticket, carryout and tele and get one of those aul blackers (overpriced :roll:) to Moneyreagh for the geddagother. Right, so anyway i've did my beg of drink for going on the pull so im out here.

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: Let's see if anyone can crack it. (a translator may help, but won't bring you close) Cheeky/Razz

by **Daniel** 9th April 2010, 17:53

About your children: Did they have a good time? Everything is good with me right now. I am considering going to the pub to meet with a few old friends, it should be a good time, but all the teenagers in town get on my nerves. As I am running late, I will have to cut this conversation short and get ready to go. Later, I'll be going to a girl's place, it's a long way away, do drinks and then I will by a ticket, take-away food and a bit of television and get the train (overpriced) to Moneyreagh to meet with this girl of mine. Right, I've had enough to drink to have enough courage to talk to girls, so it's farewell.