7 Word Story

Once upon a time, Cinderella went to high school, but, along the way, she walked into a big brown dog crap and left her glass slippers there. Prince Charming found the slipper, and planned to eat it while drinking a cold beer and he said, “Bears beat Battlestar Galactica!” Afterwards, he tried to eat his shoulder which tasted like fresh, wet soil that came from the middle of the Pacific Ocean and was really 20,000 year old shit!!!!!!! But in reality, he was only 12 years below the legal drinking age in the City of Gotham, where Batman tore his pants while drinking with the Diplomat of Disaster.

Back to Prince Charming, he asked, “How much is the doggy at the place with all the nuclear weapons and how much are they combined sold for?” He replied, “How much is Aleksania worth?”

“Five hundred and ninety two million rupiahs”

“So Aleksania is worth sixty thousand dollars?”

“More or less. So deal or no deal: what a stupid television reality game!” But wait! Aleksania is plotting to destroy warehouses full of manufactured aliens for Tyler! Little did they know that Jumaane is going to be invaded by green aliens because the aliens wanted their Black Angus Cows! They would take the cows and then feed them the sick killed cows that were killed by the mutated STS, then the contamination began all over the World, when Little Bo Peep lost her sheep down the river, but she continued to fish for weasels and knit sweaters in her uncle's house, which was near Little Red Riding Hood's Grandma house. Suddenly, Aleksania shot nukes at her Grandma's house, but where is the wolf? Oh no, he has become a vegetarian because he found out the animals died from the nuclear fallout which happened after Aleksania dropped the Fart Gun onto the Minions, causing nothing to happen. Emgmod is super awesome. No, you are not a dude, don't lie because he wears big socks, that are not cool, he's still a Hawaiian! Yet only on a rainy day he saw a spider, which sat down beside the totem pole, looking for the last remaining dodo, but has come to realize he is still awesome. Aran goes ahead and in front of me, he realizes that everybody shouldn't be so cocky about mentioning nursery rhymes in this game. Bonnie decided to become a member of the club "Wings", she needs to sing Turn Around and Don't Come Back by the band which I do not know even exists because I am someone who loves more killing, bullying, and great TLC.

So, does a weasel have that I can't; is it a mate? I might even find something that I really don't understand if this story makes sense anymore. Therefore we should start a new story about AIN the Movie Version 2.0 that will star the winner of the Pageant, Miss SimUniverse, Thomas, Stanislav, JJ, Julien, and Huston. They got into a bar to drink and do other stuff they would on Valentines'. Thomas then runs away after seeing Stanislav is drinking a coke that was mine, while eating the head of a voodoo doll that was bitten by a rabid squirrel that Rupert ate, and then gave to him, so then Stan becomes a Mad Stan, and Mad Stan is going to see movies, a movie called "Unstoppable" remixed to show how to go bite people’s heads off. “Ahhhh,” one shouted, “Get off my head! Ahhhh!” He swallowed the head in one gulp, and went to the hospital, but Mad Stan is now normal again, and now craves Coke and voodoo dolls and says hi to Thomas while there's time. But Thomas doesn’t respond and Rupert kicked himself in the face, so he made Stan do it too, and then they have meals in the local restaurant enjoying wheat pasta in a hearty sauce. After that he left to go to take shower at the local public fountain but cockroaches poured from the shower nozzle; he gave a girlish scream, and shaved the antennae off the cockroaches and then and dumped the remainder of the cockroaches into the trash can, but they just can't seem to fit it all in, so they sprouted claws and mauled him, cutting his limbs and legs off and just then, policemen walked by and said, "DAMN, KILLER COCKROACHES!!!" and then ran off to the bar & have a drink of martinis, stirred, not shaken.

Just then, Bond, James Bond, who came back from Shanghai, came in & said, "Whaddaya doing here, Theresa?” He then went to the local police station to get an arrest warrant for Thomas. He said he was helping Rupert to contact his close friend in Huston. Therefore, M gave Bond $30,000 to arrest the Red Haired Pirates that carries the King Pirate, who was really a hilarious costumed frogprince. Then Bond realized it's not the Pirate King, but killer cockroaches disguised as frogprince. Therefore, let him run away and chase pirate Johnny Depp, who stars in the new movie, Pirates of the Pacific Ocean, which features Colonial Singapore, but something went horribly wrong. The Killer Cockroaches died from eating toxic apples that came from Japan, but the roaches revived, mutated, and grew bigger & blew fire, torching Tokyo & killing Godzilla, and then they turned to London, where the Brits were no match for them, so the cockroaches broke into Buckingham Palace & captured Thomas & the Queen, who were dancing. They then made them play Scrabble for their lives. Just then, Bond broke in & shot the cockroaches & threw out the scrabble game, so Thomas and the Queen continued dancing until the Seconds from Disaster crew started filming them, causing them both to faint.

Then Bond was walking casually when he suddenly shot someone, & rejoiced when he found he'd shot Dr. No, and then shot emperordaniel for using that name, and arrested Thomas for dancing with Elizabeth from Scotland, living in a small cottage in Matinenda. Then Bond searched for the pirates again, taking him to Karasem, where he saw 25 beautiful parrots. He purchased them right away then sold them, at much higher prices, costing millions of Indian rupiahs in Mumbai. But the parrots were no idiots though, and they led Bond into a waterspout, which sucked him up & killed him, then Superman came to his rescue, but kryptonite weakened him, leaving them both inside it, and it teleported them to the Planet of the Apes, & when they got there, they didn't know that Bond was being thrown to Skypiea on Earth, landing on Angel beach. When he woke, the trailer ended with this: “Coming Soon!”

Since that whole thing was a ruse, Bond left Buckingham, where crowds gathered around & everyone wanted to see what was happening, because the killer roaches were immortal except against Godzilla, who was revived & came to Washington, where he trampled the White House but when he peered inside, Obama wasn't in the bathtub. He searched, & found him, & brought him to his secret underworld hideout, where Mickey Mouse killed Godzilla, & introduced Obama to the Devil. The Devil offered him an opportunity to join the Illuminati & conquer the world. Obama was interested, but because he's black, the killeroaches loved him, & defended him from the evil forces of Nate and Tyler, who were out to kill him & take over the US presidential position. So, the FBI then hired James Bond to search for Nate and Tyler who were making out like a bandit with Obama's money.

The fantastic super agent Blakeway later left Montreal to defeat Bond & help the two bandits steal documents, but he was in fact on the trail of the leaders, Nate & Tyler. But Thomas the Great was not happy because Bond had jailed him for dancing after he had successfully murdered Nate Saathoff, who was peeing in Tyler's sink. His pee than contaminated America's water supply, but Obama asked the killeroaches to clean up the pee and they decided to dump the waste down Tyler’s throat. He then collapsed from an influx of Cuban crystal meth which from that he fell in love with an Irish girl. He left Nate's body, & moved to the city of Boston where he was beat up by a gang of Beliebers who were watching "Never Say Never” at 11:00 PM. Then the killer-roaches confused Tyler for Yam Ah Mee, Singapore's elections returning officer, who met Dodge Sullivan as Minister of Psychopathology and afterwards decided to open up a mental hospital which the roaches brought Tyler to, to get tested for ADHD.

Turns out Tyler has every possible mental problem, so back to Bond's new movie in Skypiea, which was canceled for lack of funds, causing the director to get fired and replaced with the fantastic super agent Blakeway, but his sidekick accidentally damaged the studio's lightening system so he was electrically shocked to death. Dr. Ox, assistant of Dr. Trophy, examined the body and got shocked as well. They summoned Dr. Trophy, who had died of cancer after he ate the same toxic Japanese apples the killer-cockroaches ate, causing something totally unrelated to occur, like Agent Blakeway helping Obama to escape from Buggy the Clown pirates who always execute Godzillas. Bond then met Super Agent Blakeway, who turned out to be Bell Nuntita in the Liberty City coast but Forelli and the Leones familly came there and killed Roman Bellic, but then came along Luis with Nico Bellic to revenge Dimitri Rascalov, who had killed Mike, Octavius, and Mrs. Ladybug. So Nico, Bond, and Louis went to kill Rascalov. After they did, they met Lord Secolo of Cattala, who was angry because Bond had previously ran away with 15 kilos of potatos that he smuggled in a Lada Granta, which the monkey of the Hangover part II needed. That was the reason why Lord Secolo began to confuse himself over stuff people hate because they do not taste good.

After that, Bond decided to gather money to use to feed the homeless in Hepburn Heights, Liberty City. He then moved to the Vatican City where he meets a swordman-chef, who punches his face, then drags him to the Cathedral, where the pope knocks the bad guys down. When Bond regained consciousness, he insulted the guy and vowed to become a monk, so he ran away, and crashed into a restaurant and afterwards beseeched the Holy Father for anything for him.

Bond was later seen riding a Richie bike in Loguetown after leaving the pope, who had just been eating. Bond seemed killed by someone who intended to kill the pope, but missed and wounded the Prime-Minister of Llithustania, who turned around, & came face-to-face with the greatest swordsman, who slashed his ship, which then sank, drowning Obama's dog Bo near the seafood restaurant “Baratie” which had been taken over by the daughter of the Pope. It was pretty bad when she was killed by Don Krieg with knives, because Bond was jealous that Don was known as King of East Blue. Bond then disposed of the Pope's daughter's body and sprinkled it with crushed onions. Then an evil alien came by, and when Krieg pirates killed them with MH5 poisonous gas, Bond became unconscious, allowing the alien to bring him to Skypiea and abandon him. But the alien's sidekick, Buzz Lightyear, liberated the moon creature from the wrath of Enel and brought Bond to Darth Vader, who had been defeated by Admiral Kizaru with a light kick, but Vader killed Kizaru with Force Lightning, but Vader missed and killed Buzz instead.

Vader stared at Buzz while Kizaru said "I am your father." And a bomb was headed for Luke, but Peter defused the bomb and threw the bomb at Jar Jar, who was subsequently blown up into very tiny pieces and Woody said “Obi-Wan, I want to be your padawan.” But then a wormhole opened and a Star Destroyer, carrying Thomas as prisoner, emerged into the area, all of its weapons aiming at the coup leaders on Geonosis and blew them all up, but then the Death Star attacked the Star Destroyer, the ensuing explosion created the planet Earth 2, when suddenly, the killer-roaches decided to eat the train, and when they finished eating, they again captured Thomas & Elizabeth, who were STILL talking with Kizaru about Ray who steals ships, so the killerroaches made them play scrabble [while] Kizaru and bond work together to find them. They realized that Killerroaches were making fun of them because they had small brains. Then Woody, Obi-Wan, and Peter arrived at Sabaody when Kizaru fight with Ray.

Cinderella then popped out of nowhere & decided to make a portable toilet in the afternoon, after school. On the way to the royal pumpkin party of the holy diamond, the Archer jumped from his vantage and landed in on some pigs, which were wearing a pair of socks, and had a epiphany in which he realised that the pigs were enchanted humans, who decided to cast a spell which caused the earth to shake. Suddenly, a volcano erupted water, which strangely enough caused a giant squid to perform acrobatic tricks outside. Then people from all around came along to see it in Amazon Lily. Kizaru was discovered by Squid, who killed him by strangling him mercilessly, suffering a terrible shock. then he get up and [took] revenge on Obama by using his 10 arms to which collapsed under the combined weight of Pacifitas who hunt men who're worth US$500,000.

Then everyone started to scream because a giant army of killer-roaches emerged from the beehive, they missed a turn and then scurried into the Empire State Building's ruins. Meanwhile, Bond in Amazon Lily help Kujas go through the Hudson & climb a boat. Unfortunately, Leones Family tried to shoot Bond which made [him] jump off the barge, with the Leone shooting the boat so it sank. Then the Squid & Killerroaches conspired to brutally massacre the New Yorkers & take over the state of Hawaii, turning it into the Killerroaches holiday state, then stomp on L.A.. After carrying out their evil plan, they [decided] to eat fancy & dine on the French people they had killed on vacation in China's people's republic in Shanghai City where giant mushrooms had replaced skyscrapers. Then killer-roaches decided to take over the world, starting in Johannesburg, South Africa. They captured Putin, who thought he was still in Moscow, when suddenly, the Squidfather appeared & demanded Putin give Aokiji some bed so he can sleep.

Putin refused, & karate-kicked the Squidfather & the entire replica of the Kremlin was obliterated. Putin then started to try to rebuild the fake building, then stopped when he realized that the building was fake. Killerroaches started rampaging again, eating Julien in Canada and tearing up the CN Tower, destroying half of Toronto, and insulting fat people who were eating at McDonald's. Killerroaches then decided to destroy McDonald's, which made the fat people squeal with terror. The Killerroaches then eat the fat people, then spit...