Kalnobia's Statement on this war.

Od stsalas preszidentin Mašeu Zlatasovies:
"Zdravo, pripadnici tsoyus. Je kaih mrsa koliko je ovaj okupacijas da druge države. Kalnobska će ući, u taija, kavpaikh Novazjema zadražati fanoru, osim Perthshir' predaju u ovom tjednu. Mi bi također željeli formirati Bellas Čjase Promjene u policiji, uskoro poznat kao Tsoyus Mutslim Emiratij kako bi fanoru na ulicama. To je s tsuntsus umu da počne Kalnobska to dvara rata."


From the desk of president Mašeu Zlatasovies:
"Hello, union members. It is at times like this that some things can only be solved by another country's involvement. Kalnobia will step in, defensively, with Novland in order to keep the peace, unless Perthshire is to surrender within the following week. We would also like to step in as a police movement in Belle Chasse, soon possibly known as the United Muslim Emirates, to keep the peace on the streets. It is with a heavy mind that Kalnobia starts it's second war."